James "I would Worldbuild if I wasn`t Grounded..." of Admin
Posted by: Cerberus on 2006-04-18
Category: Admins
James, also recognized as the player of the character of Ixon Fier (though the term 'player' is used loosely), was the first actual player to be retained as an Admin for Dark Grimoire. He served as an Assistant Worldbuilder for Ben of Admin from approximately August of 2003 through May of 2004 producing locations such as the Western Mountains, Gremlin Tree, Midnight Beach, the Ice Caverns, and the Fire Caverns. James also spent some time portraying NPC characters, such as Wil the Grillkeeper, roleplaying with initiates and doling out small, unique quests. However, much of his tenure was plagued by inability to log-in and work on the Dark Grimoire. This is due to his frequent aptitude at getting grounded and not allowed on the 'net =).
In the end, James of Admin was thanked for his service, but let go due to a very humorous circumstance brought about by perhaps his own stupidity and perhaps Ben of Admin's rampant jealously. This is all speculation of course, but you see James, was innocently planting trees in some distant never to be seen hills whenst Cory of Admin decided to teach the poor lad how to create 'doors' and 'items'. So, abusing his new awesome powers, as any minor diety might, James created a Uber weapon named the Sword of Latrez and a imposing Reinforced Doorway. Yet, some how Jaymes the Tavern Host, proprietor of the Tavern of Glass got his hands on a lot of these two awesome items whilst James slept. Adventurers bought the items up in gross amounts and decimated many an evil with their newfound disportionate power. Once Ben of Admin caught wind of the situation, he stripped James of his powers in a fit of rage and locked him away never to be heard from, again. With the final words, "you should know better than participating in random tests for Cory when you're my assistant."